Another Window Into My Home

Me: You're going to have such great conversations with our son.

Guy #1: What do you mean?

Me: I'm not going to be the one having the porn talk.

Guy #1: "Son, girls don't really like to do that unless you pay them."

Me: Oh, I meant the anime porn. "Son, ever since we bombed Japan, they've been a little messed up."

Guy #1: Did Guy #3 not grieflink you with The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife?

Me: No. I don't click his links anymore.

Guy #1: (sends the link)

Me: Holy smokes!

Guy #1: So don't blame the bombs. Blame the British.