A Window Into My Home, Part 9

Guy #1: Remember when your pregnancy snoring drove me to the couch?

Me: Yeah. I felt really bad about that. That's why when my snoring woke me up, I tried to go to the couch.

Guy #1: Wasn't having my pregnant wife sleeping on the couch.

Me: But I didn't mind! It was actually more comfortable than the bed!

Guy #1: Well, if I had known this key piece of information at the time...

Me: Um, honey, you did. I told you it was more comfortable when you came to get me.

Guy #1: Oh, well, it just sounded like the kind of bullshit you'd say to make me feel better.