Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 23

Me: But you couldn't CALL it "Hustler Online." The great thing about a title like Everquest or Warcraft is that millions of spouses all over the world nod their heads and smile because things aren't obvious. A name like Hustler gives it away.

Guy #1: Leave It To Beaver Online.

Guy #3: "Dear, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."