Snicker.

Me: So (famous company) finally called, I interview either Friday or Tuesday.

Guy #3: Need to borrow my Ocelot costume?

In The Kitchen

Me: First the party and all these people. Then (departed programmer friend and wife). Then (favorite bossfriend ever) walked in and shocked me out of my socks. And then GUY #2!

Guest #1: And then Jesus came in at midnight!

Guest #2: Oh, good, I didn't miss the rapture.

My Fortune Cookie

No shit, this really was my fortune:

"New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you."