Thursday, June 15, 2006

Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 21

(Discussion of horror movies in progress. The focus is on the sheer amount of nudity in these things, blurring the line - to a casual observer - between violence and porn.)

Me: I can see the problem. Seems like every time I pass through the living room while he's got a movie on, there's breasts.

Guy #1: But I'm drawing. I'm not actually watching, I'm listening and looking up when there's a sound.

Guy #3: The nudity draws the mass murderer to the area.

Guy #1: Titties don't make a sound like axes do.

Friday, June 02, 2006

You Know You Wanna