A Window Into My Home, Part 6

Me: "Gah, I hate those tailights, they look like spider eyes."

Him: "Some spiders are okay."

Me: "No."

Him: "You liked Charlotte's Web."

Me: "That's different."

Him: "So what if they made some other spider cuter? Like Shelob's Web."

Me: (laughing) "Oh, no."

Him: "Instead of writing stuff in the web she'd just talk. (Switches to raspy, growly spidery voice) You're some pig, Wilbur."

Me: (dying with laughter)

Him: "When they come to slaughter you, I will take them DOWN."