How You Can Tell (An Amateur's Guide to Cybersex)

Male pretending to be female: Hey, hun, looking for a good time?
Actual female: Hey, hon, you busy?

Male pretending to be female: I just turned 18.
Actual female: I just turned 26.

Male pretending to be female: Can my friend join us?
Actual female: Can your friend join us?

Male pretending to be female: I'm looking for a man with a huge cock!!!
Actual female: (Doesn't give a damn what you say it is, it's VIRTUAL, she'll make up whatever she wants.)

Male pretending to be female: I'm wearing a black lace corset.
Actual female: (Pretends to be wearing anything BUT a black lace cliche.)

Male pretending to be female: I want to make you cum.
Actual female: I want you to make me come.

Male pretending to be female: That was amazing! So what's your name? Really real. *giggle*
Actual female: Joe. So don't stay in touch.