Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 14
Me: My frat house had a box of porn magazines next to the toilet. I really thought they were just there to read. You know, like [Guy 1] keeps car magazines in the bathroom.
Guy 1, 2, and 3: Yeah, to masturbate over.
Guy 3: The next time I travel for business, I'm just going to buy a magazine at the airport. It seems like every time there's an event, I come back to the hotel room drunk and order a movie. Five ninety five versus twelve ninety five, it just makes more sense.
Me: Can't you just use your imagination or something?
Guy 2: I just masturbate to CNN.
Guy 1: "This is Wolf Blitzer." Oh, yeah. Ooooh, WOLF.
Guy 1, 2 and 3: UNNNGH.
Guy 1, 2, and 3: Yeah, to masturbate over.
Guy 3: The next time I travel for business, I'm just going to buy a magazine at the airport. It seems like every time there's an event, I come back to the hotel room drunk and order a movie. Five ninety five versus twelve ninety five, it just makes more sense.
Me: Can't you just use your imagination or something?
Guy 2: I just masturbate to CNN.
Guy 1: "This is Wolf Blitzer." Oh, yeah. Ooooh, WOLF.
Guy 1, 2 and 3: UNNNGH.
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