Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 12
Guy 3: You should come play poker with me.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're a real high roller. Ol' "Change For a Dollar" Lastname.
Guy 3 (ignoring Guy 2) : It doesn't matter how much you're up as long as you're up, and I'm up eighty cents at the moment.
Me: Hey, that's two strippers for you.
Guy 1: I think strippers must be different here.
Guy 2: No, they're not. It's just him.
(Attention, aghast middle aged lady at the mid-range chain restaurant: Stripping is a perfectly fine artistic endeavor. You can look down your nose at strippers IF you can hang by your thigh muscles with your torso perpendicular to a vertical pole about five feet from the ground while you convince men to give you money even though they aren't allowed to touch you AND NOT ONE SECOND BEFORE.)
Guy 2: Yeah, you're a real high roller. Ol' "Change For a Dollar" Lastname.
Guy 3 (ignoring Guy 2) : It doesn't matter how much you're up as long as you're up, and I'm up eighty cents at the moment.
Me: Hey, that's two strippers for you.
Guy 1: I think strippers must be different here.
Guy 2: No, they're not. It's just him.
(Attention, aghast middle aged lady at the mid-range chain restaurant: Stripping is a perfectly fine artistic endeavor. You can look down your nose at strippers IF you can hang by your thigh muscles with your torso perpendicular to a vertical pole about five feet from the ground while you convince men to give you money even though they aren't allowed to touch you AND NOT ONE SECOND BEFORE.)
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