A Window Into My Home, Part 4

Me: No, really, you're a font of good things.

Guy #1: An eight point font?

Me: Look at those shoulders. You're at least a twelve point font.

Guy #1: I could be a bold eight point font.

Me: True.

(Moment of silence.)

Guy #1 (lunges suddenly forty five degrees towards me, scaring the diet coke out of me): Or ITALICS!