Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 22
(Heated discussion of what constitutes an "invention," followed by speculation over a particular common acquaintance, now in progress.)
Guy #3: What did [Very Self Important Person] ever invent?
Guy #4: (in funny voice) "The question mark."
Me: (Obscene tongue gesture in the shape of a question mark, combined with obscene hand gestures indicating that the curve was applied to a pair of very sensitive male bits, and the dot shoved where the sun does not shine.)
Guy #1: Oh, and then [Very Actually Important Person] says "Talk to me in SPANISH."
(General laughter, immediate recognition of the Spanish double punctuation:
Guy #3: What did [Very Self Important Person] ever invent?
Guy #4: (in funny voice) "The question mark."
Me: (Obscene tongue gesture in the shape of a question mark, combined with obscene hand gestures indicating that the curve was applied to a pair of very sensitive male bits, and the dot shoved where the sun does not shine.)
Guy #1: Oh, and then [Very Actually Important Person] says "Talk to me in SPANISH."
(General laughter, immediate recognition of the Spanish double punctuation:
¿?)
Guy #1: (in girly voice) AY DIOS MIO!
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