Don't Eavesdrop On My Lunch Pod, Part 10

(Discussion in progress about whether or not Guy 3 should mount a flatscreen TV over his bed for optimal lazy TV watching. I have taken the conversation to the gutter by suggesting that he not only mount the TV on the ceiling, but that he add a miniature video camera for that "mirror over the bed" effect found in the cheapest whorehouses and the finest hotels.)

Guy 2: No.

Me: What's wrong with the idea?

Guy 2: I don't want to think about lines of attack in the bedroom.

Me: There's a window into your marriage that I didn't need.

Guy 3: The wife has +8 fortifications.

Me: You don't have LOS on your wife's nipples.