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Actual conversation from my lunch group, somewhat paraphrased. I was laughing too hard to write the quotes down:

Guy 1: Remember meeting Boomer at that con?

Guy 2: You totally made his day.

Guy 3: How do you feel about Herb Jefferson being a little Korean girl?

Me: (mock horror) They can do that now?

Guy 1: I think I'm gonna change my mind about shems. Sure, it might be weird at first, but look what you get when you level them up a few times.